Is it possible to make a fatal wound with a sheet of paper? Yes, it is possible in movies. If you don't believe me, watch the movie trailer of Bad Guy from the acclaimed South Korean director Kim Ki-duk. (Check timeline at 2:30) Now, here is the plan - let's help these popular directors by making their ideas more stupid. Transporter Make your own set of dumb rules. Transport nothing or transport some real waste. Focus on making the rules list endless. Neo Proclaim yourself as the chosen one for matrix or for any other trix. This is not the real world for you and mosquitoes are actually machines. Now start saving human race. Sell your soul for $$$ Let the Satan make an appointment with you. Upon Satan's request sell your soul for few wishes. But don't forget to make a proper written document for the contract. Jason XXX The time has come to convert our bad boy Jason to a funny guy. Think about all the possibilities for extracting the best out of him.